Captain Root Beered

This is Captain Nicodemus Bartholomew Root Beered. He is a zombie pirate captain of an unnamed ship. He can't talk very well, since he's a zombie, but he's really quite a sweet fellow.

He and his crewmates sail around looking for small treasures and stupid, mean pirates to pirate from. As opposed to other pirate captains, he does not have a bounty on his head by the trading companies. This is because he sometimes helps them, and also his head attaches quite nicely after you hack it off.

Captain Root Beered is over six feet tall, with long silver hair and bright blue eyes. His age is unknown but he is probably quite old, even though every time I draw him he gets hotter. (Really. It's quite interesting.)

He spends a good portion of his time in his quarters, busy tending his ailed throat. He has a very rough voice, because he is always hacking up phlegm and pus and other lovely things because of the last time his head got chopped off.

When he gets really mad, he looks like [link] .

He used to be Thymius Roger Blaskins the third, but then he became a pirate and became Nicodemus Bartholomew. Because that's totally a zombie name.